SUMMARY

The first time I stole something was on a dare.

I was fifteen and reckless, determined to prove I could be a bad ass. My best friend Jody dared me to take a pack of gum from the Handy-Mart. In retrospect, I'm surprised my bumbling effort didn't land me in jail. It was hardly a covert mission but I did it. 

I did it, I loved it and I've been stealing ever since. 

Usually it's something small, just enough to give me the rush. Over the years, I've graduated up to pickpocketing which requires a bit more daring and a lot more finesse. I've never gotten caught and I suppose that's part of the thrill. 

Every time I take something I have to wonder if this is the day my luck will run out. 

This is the story of the day I stole from the wrong man. 

READER ADVISORY:
Story contains content some readers may find objectionable, including voyeurism, exhibitionism, anal play, sex with strangers and extended orgasms. If you have a problem with orgasms, do not purchase this book.

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 Short story with excerpts December 27, 2011

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Don't let the other reviews scare you away if you want to read a short piece of erotica. The story is quite complete as a short, but is left open to let the reader know that there is more if they want to buy the book. Following this short is several excerpts from other books by the author. For what it is, this is a good read. It is well written, without grammar errors everywhere and the main character is sufficiently fleshed out for a short story as well as the genre. It's erotica and not meant to be War and Peace, so if you want a short steamy read, go ahead and download it.

 Great hot read! October 24, 2011

By Tifara Williams

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It has just the right buildup to the longer book. I can tell she is a good storyteller. I can't wait to read more!

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Wonderfully written and very entertaining. Left me bereft when it ended so abruptly but it certainly makes you wanting more. I highly recommend this if you dare to read. I plan to purchase the full length Seducing Sarah V.1, somehow I think I won't be disappointed.

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